If you ever see sight of the OLD FIGOLU
Don’t be tempted to take even the smallest of chew
But few can resist ’cause…..
He’ll flirt you with fromjous, frickalous, faboo,
And get into your mouth with a fick, fum, fijoo,
You’ll chew then chomp and masticate him to mush
Swallow and have done with him in a fink fijoo rush
Oh, poor sadlickalious thing, the OLD FIGOLU has grarped you, he’s won,
So, it’s now that you wish, that you’d rebuffed his faboo
‘Cause you’re stuck still sitting
Esconced on the LOO !!!!
J.Burnley 30th August 2010